The image of that tiny seal man going after people with a huge axe will always make me blissfully happy.

I thought I was already at peak hype when the video from the Brazil Pride Parade showed up on the internet.
Nope.
I will binge this until my eyes bleed.
Does anyone recognize who's on the operating table?

I really hope Riverdale Melody is as dumb and awesome as movie Melody.

I was pleasantly surprised he didn't drop the bucket during the tree tapping.
Archie sticking up for Cheryl to her awful relatives made me like him a bit more though.

I don't think so, for two reasons.
1. The show knows how good Alano Miller is and I don't think they'd get rid of him this fast.
2. Patty Cannon isn't merciful enough to kill him outright. This is going to get ugly.

Poor Cato. I feel even worse for Devi though. I have some real anxiety about what's going to happen to them.
I really wanted to see what would happen if Cato had called out Patty Cannon in a room full of abolitionists.

Does Noah know that Rosalee is pregnant?
And am I the only person that didn't realize that Georgia was passing?

For a second there, I was really worried that Rosalee and Noah's reunion was a dream. A thought that was not helped by the fact that the song went, "this is a dream" just as they went to a commercial. That's some Grade A trolling, Underground.

Another really nice touch was Charlotte calling William "Pa" when she came back to the brothel. That may have elicited an "awww" from me.

Did you hear the episode of Dead Pilots Society that he and Mike Royce did? They were going to adapt Big and their concept for it sounds so fucking good.
Also I would ask if there's room for Parker Young on this show but he's currently killing it on the Imposters. I'm gonna need that show to keep going for another…

I think she's an amazing actress but I mostly adore her for spilling tea on the entire cast of Deck the Halls when she was on How Did This Get Made.

Chief Tyrol was on Imposters earlier this season. He was really good but it seems like he's getting typecast as blustering assholes now.

Judging from next week's previews, I feel as though we're going to get AMAZING reaction shots from everyone.

She looked so shocked and crushed by the news, I would be genuinely surprised if she turned out to have done it.
I love Andrea Savage and at the end of last season I was really excited for her to be the Big Bad. After this episode, I don't think that's going to happen. What they seem to be setting up seems way more…

Did they ever try at all to reconcile with her after she refused to give her brother blood? I don't remember.

And the teacher was Roman Holiday Audrey?

Yup. You're right.
Damn empire waists got me confused.
So it's:
Madeline - Breakfast at Tiffany's
Celeste - Breakfast at Tiffany's
Jane - Breakfast at Tiffany's
Renata - My Fair Lady
Bonnie - My Fair Lady

Or fuckin' Bolin from Legend of Korra.

Do you think Perry recognized Jane before he went to grab Celeste and all hell broke loose?

I thought Bonnie was War and Peace Audrey, not Roman Holiday Audrey.