and Harrison Ford is married to Cat Grant,

I would have gladly shot Eddie out of a cannon last year. I'm not sure why that's changed this year. Maybe it's because I like how weird his friends are.

Heh. Lin Manuel Miranda wrote a super smutty song for Ben Franklin that got cut really early. He wanted Colm Wilkinson for the role and now I'm sad that this never happened.

My On Demand is refusing to admit that this episode exists and Comedy Central's website won't let me watch it unless I give them full access to my social media for some reason…

Magic Mike or one of those CBS procedurals…or Roswell if you wanna go way back.

While he was reviewing the Legend of Korra, Oliver Sava suggested that the creators take on Runaways next. And now I'll be super disappointed with any adaption that isn't that.

I'm just gonna go ahead and call Spud "Agron from Spartacus" because that is what I screeched when he showed up.
I missed the last half of this episode. Did Lance kill Agron from Spartacus?
Also, Marvel needs to step up it's game in the hiring of Spartacus vets. DC has them beat 5-2 (6 if you include Jai Courtney in…

I kept wondering where I recognized her from…and then I remembered the surprise baby announcement.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm genuinely scared of the fact that I could immediately recognize Max Beesley off of the 20 minutes of Glitter that I've seen…

Who could love a cabbage faced baby?
That was almost as good as her Sparkle Time Beauty Horse speech.

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell got one that was bumped down before the day was out…

Where does the pollen go?

Yes. But then I was like, "Is that Jonathan Schaech?" and forgot. I got really distracted thinking how weirdly good of a casting decision it is to make him Priyanka Chopra's father. It's bizarre and it kind of works.

Jeff's on Scream Queens being all incesty with that chick from the cat girl show…I hate that this sentence makes sense to me.

The white guy from Fresh Off the Boat?

Aidy Bryant mouthing a really joyful "what the fuck?" as she's riding off with the Capones was amazing.

But do they put cameras in people's houses and stalk people for months in advance?

Is stalking random people a part of the British version? It's super creepy here. That couple did not seem okay with NPH crashing their wedding. I'm also kind of afraid that Neil Patrick Harris has cameras in my house. I don't understand. Did a family member let them into to install the cameras? Even though it's kind…

I think by last night Hailee absolutely knew that it was going to be Gaby. You could see her going "I told you so" to Gaby after she got eliminated.

I''m sure she's fabulous, but I couldn't get behind Gaby because Nigel started shilling for her so hard toward the end. At least he got his tapper win before the show ended.