Awww, my awesome Marquis de Carabas. I hope whatever show you land on next lets you be this goddamned weird.

But isn't she?
It looks like Grannie just stole Johnny Depp's jacket off his corpse and made it into a cape.

Somewhere in the middle of this trailer, the only thing I could think was SPOILERS
"What's Red's wolf coat going to look like? Is she just going to wear a skinned Johnny Depp?"
I literally do not remember what happened in the rest of the trailer. This is going to bother me.
EDIT:
Oh god. I'm dumb. It's in the screenshot.
S…

I think my mind imprinted a fist pump into that scene because I clearly remember Kit Fisto doing a fist pump and smiling like a goddamn lunatic.

I had a dream that Captain Awesome was the fourth Hill brother. Then I woke up and was really sad.

So is that Isis butt or Pharaoh butt?

Yeah, the first episode took place in 1912. It's 1924 now. I love Isis and her butt as much as the next person, but she's in her seventies or eighties by now.

I'm really sad that I recognized Amber Rose almost immediately…
It's like the exact opposite of the joy I felt last night when Sonja Sohn showed up as a snake killing witch on the Originals.

And the guy she's screwing around with is Colin Donnell, who works a lot with Sutton Foster.
That made me laugh…and then feel impossibly awkward for some reason.

I dunno if it was just a one off thing for the first episode, but Ike Barinholtz said in EW that Morgan desperately wants Mindy to be a Tookers and now that Cousin Lou is out of prison, it's a possibility.

Maybe it'll turn out that she developed an American accent because she was bullied for being Scottish and then at some point, Sulu will make a break through and she'll…no, that's not going to happen. Damn.

Zachariah was so much fun to hate. And I was really content to hiss at the screen whenever he appeared. But Woody Strode is just…the best.

I totally read, "I won't be around when that check clears" in Thomas Lennon's Hulk Hogan voice.
It's my absolute favorite episode of How Did This Get Made.
I never thought I'd be constantly terrified that they'll take No Holds Barred off of Netflix. Probably because I didn't know that No Holds Barred existed.

SPOILERS
Okay, book people.
Did anyone else get super excited when baby Roger showed up? I did a full on joyous gasp and I don't even like Roger that much.

Variety had an interview with Ron Moore, in which he refers to both times as attempted rapes.
http://variety.com/2014/tv/…

Matt and Jenna crashed Robb's Nerd HQ interview last year. It was adorable.

We put beer and lottery tickets in my grandpa's coffin. This was followed almost immediately by my great-grandmother going "Those Asians do the weirdest things."

For me, it's not that Jessica wasn't likable. It's that she was a blank slate and I couldn't tell her apart from any of the other female dancers for the majority of the season. Actually, no. I take that back. I could tell her apart from Bridget, Jacque, Tanisha, and Valerie.

My dad (who claims not to be watching this show) full on gasped when Zack got fourth. He apparently got very invested at some point.

Oh god, I really missed Christopher Scott. That was beautiful. I think they had a same sex couple in that dance as well.
So happy for Rickey and his adorable freaking family. He absolutely deserved it. It's one of those Melanie/Eliana things. They're so good that I don't care that it was obvious from the beginning.
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