Yeah the only reason I clicked on this article was because the headline made it sound like Rob Schneider had mysteriously become a brilliant auteur.

Who could ever forget the iconic "Goonies' Place"?

I'm glad to see that the AV Club has continued it's long-standing tradition of show recaps that routinely miss or wildly misinterpret completely obvious plot points.

Oh good lord don't make it Wil Wheaton. I can roll with everything else, and I really like Baron Vaughn….But by all that is holy, please keep Wil Wheaton away from this.

Prevailing method of getting Wonder Woman's costume 'gritty and realistic' enough for the modern world seems to be just running it through the wash a few dozen times.

Man, in the leather jacket and with the eyeliner, Krysten Ritter looked weirdly similar to Micheal Jackson, and it made it really difficult for me to concentrate for the rest of the episode.

So I'm having some relationship trouble recently. I just started dating this girl, Nathalie Emmanuelle (from Game of Thrones), and I am completely out of my depth! I bought her a bouquet of flowers, and she turned out to be allergic! I took her to see Sicario, and she HATED it! now I'm trying to plan a last ditch…

Uh, how about Micheal Jackson and R Kelly; if all you need is a sample size of 2. Jesus.

That's the most convoluted and dangerous way of getting a handjob that I can imagine

Was looking forward to this show; but the review makes it sound pretty unfun and dour…the big criticism is they don't use the word 'rape' often enough?

I always assumed it was about Dave Coulier. This is blowing my mind

You couldn't have a woman play bond cause there would be too many follow up questions after she told people her name.

I will continue to declare my profound disgust at these dumb, boring, inconsequential pop-culture mashups getting AVclub attention until it stops, or I'm dead.

That's not how profit margin works. If you have costs of $1, and revenue of say $1499, that would be a profit margin of almost 99.99%

I fucking hate this website sometimes

To be fair, that new Muppet show does look like a big pile of crap.

Was expecting it be a remake of "Hot Sluts" now that Alison Brie has a higher profile. The material is perfect for Lord Fellowes

Clarissa didn't explain shit

dude they didn't use a friggin' nuke. They just impacted satellites.

Haven't seen it in a bit, but I'm fairly sure "Under the skin" fits.