@avclub-b3d29f8f22c60a4b2c5fc2b1691c1d62:disqus Book Gregor can wield a greatsword like a regular sword, so I'd say he really is supposed to be a giant.

@avclub-92f0aaf782f117403757301fbdccb3ae:disqus Now I can't unsee it. Thank you so very much.

Saw him in Denver last week. Absolutely incredible show, made even more awesome by the fact that he touched me twice. I know that doesn't exactly make me special, considering that he touched almost everybody within arm's reach (and kissed the stoned hippie chick in front of me), but it was still enough to make me…

Pretty sure it's rah-POSS. I believe it's French for "bird of prey".

@avclub-50784b27cb193cefef9a016029be394c:disqus Speaking of Nick Cave, wouldn't he make a great Aeron Greyjoy? I can just picture him glaring balefully under fifty pounds of hair and seaweed, alternately bellowing about godless heathens and calling for sacrifices to the Drowned God.

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

And watching Game of Thrones turned me into a brotherfucker with a nice rack!

And watching Game of Thrones turned me into a brotherfucker with a nice rack!

Have my genetically engineered Mpreg baby!

Have my genetically engineered Mpreg baby!

I'm 26, so, slightly older than the show. I started watching when I was 6 or 7. I was an anxious, easily scared kid, but, oddly enough, Treehouse of Horror never actually gave me nightmares or caused me to run screaming from the room.

I'm 26, so, slightly older than the show. I started watching when I was 6 or 7. I was an anxious, easily scared kid, but, oddly enough, Treehouse of Horror never actually gave me nightmares or caused me to run screaming from the room.

It's a tossup between "The Thing and I" (VII) and "Bad Dream House" (I). I'm also freaked out by Vampire Burns' shadow moving independently of him.

It's a tossup between "The Thing and I" (VII) and "Bad Dream House" (I). I'm also freaked out by Vampire Burns' shadow moving independently of him.

That was Treehouse of Horror II, from Season 3.

That was Treehouse of Horror II, from Season 3.

Dude, Anal Fissure Gulch is in Mississippi. I've never been there, but I hear it's a hellhole.

Dude, Anal Fissure Gulch is in Mississippi. I've never been there, but I hear it's a hellhole.

Goddammit, he's not coming anywhere near Bumfuck, Missouri. Looks like I'll be road trippin' this spring.