I have pretty strong hopes that the new string of Star Wars films will rise to the level of ''Damn Good'' to ''Enjoyable enough'' just as the Marvel films have. That being said, I definitely expect Episode 7 to be a critical and commercial megahit.

Is this some sort of reference to that 90's cartoon with the yellow people in it?

Kylo Ren is, IIRC, played by Adam Driver. So, he will only get scarier once the mask comes off.

Episodes I-III were not very good films.

Unlike Democrat and Republican, Marvel vs. DC actually matters

There are a surprisingly large number of things more enjoyable than watching Age of Ultron

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE MARGOT ROBBIE DRESSED LIKE A JUGGALETTE

This is just straight up boring looking. So, so boring.

Squeezer to the dome

Ewww, Cato?

The much more pressing question is: If every time an actor has a second successful show he/she makes a Bob Newhart finale parody, are we to expect people online to whine about it?

Really? Really? Breaking Bad is ruined now?

Intragalactic

Right, but I don't live in Williamsburg and have a healthy human capability to actually enjoy things.

Buckle up, bitch. It's gonna be a wild ride.

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, I will avenge you!

Like, 99 percent of Empire's greatness is direction TBH.

But the real question is WHY is Arndt leaving? I have much more faith in his ability to come up with a fresh new Star Wars story than JJ Abrams or anyone else's ability to discern the value of his screenplay.

He would almost have to crash land on a mysterious deserted island.

Where the UN orders them to go, they go.