He was too busy getting laid to watch that nerd shit.

In roughly the same way France helped beat the Nazis.

I understand that Hipster Law prevents any of us from being excited for the new Star Wars, but Tron 2 was an amazing visual feast. If Star Wars VII is half that pretty to look at, I'll be good.

They don't need to cast Alison Brie. They will already have enough desperate beta males attending this movie.

Uhhhhh ::wipes corner of eyes:: hiyo

@avclub-cdfe15852928efe3af0421fd3921b42c:disqus It only really gets going somewhere between the 9th and 11th season.

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus Isn't that how they compiled the New Testament?

Yeah.

Is that a reference to the show with the yellow skinned people on it?

Sorry, George. We will get our facts straight next time.

Despite the fact that he is an avowed National Socialist?

I am having a hard time reconciling the fact that she is so attractive with the fact that she is in a movie written by the guy from Prison Break.

The most important rule is that the main movie characters can never do anything interesting or heroic.

This joke was in no way ruined by the explanation.

Um, yes. Yes I do.

Say "What's up doc?" again!

That line always bothered the fuck out of me. Doesn't Luke just owe him one LESS now?

Wouldn't it be weird if they weren't?

Nick Cannon?

I don't think they are going to suck. I think that this is a series that will be written and produced by people who grew up with Star Wars and want to do right by it, as opposed to George Lucas' general pissy attitude of "Oh fuck, what an inconvenience that this shit made me a billionaire".