All right, now, shitting on The Lemonheads - you've gone too far, pal! Seriously, though, speaking of nostalgia, I think a surprising amount of energy was burned up in the '90's shitting on The Lemonheads…

REPRESENT

Well, ask if said homeless is kosher first, otherwise the joke may be on you…

Probably the best possible use of his capabilities.

Thanks, but even by my standards, life's too short.

Take a razor and cut it lengthwise if half along the top where the ridges are, then peel off from there…I had about 90% success with clean removal going that route…

Agreed. The planet is definitely going to die at some point. Why prolong the suffering?

Bah, all yield is in the shitter.

I'd be willing to take Paris Hilton off your hands if you snag her, too. You know, for old times' sake.

Obligatory: Cruel Intentions 2: Electric Cruelaloo

10. Popcorn farts
9. Tuna melt farts
8. Whitefish salad farts
7. Dairy Queen hot dog farts
6. Beer farts
5. Potato Ole farts
4. Common diarrhea farts
3. Food poisoning diarrhea farts
2. Swanson Salisbury steak farts
1. Dog farts

There's never been a point in my lifetime when there wasn't a much better board game to play - I would say Monopoly survives because everybody knows the rules, but it has been pointed out here that very few people know the actual rules that make the game manageable (if still shit). So I don't know. May I suggest a…

Hey, wow, so am I.

I find this odd, or perhaps a change in direction. All kinds of shit loaded with feather-brained politics has gotten great ratings here over the years - hell, I might even say extra credit. Not a welcome development.

Sure, just prove that. It's all, like, your opinion, man. Which is precisely why objectivity matters.

2/3 assumptions rejected, blah-blah invalidated by majority decision. No reason the same argument made here couldn't be made in favor of Fox News, but of course it wouldn't be, because you don't agree with the shit they spew. Thus, the case for objectivity is made. Jon Stewart isn't going to make you think; he's…

Damn. I would have thought he'd have the money for a normal-sized car.

True enough, at least in the context of the ads. I mean, let's face it, some people have the kind of money where it wouldn't be an issue at all; to them it would be like presenting someone with a pair of shoes. But the residences shown in the ads suggest these are upper-middle class people, tops. So, unless that's…

On the upside, at least the choice wasn't low hanging fruit like a Chipmunks "song" which unfortunately has been the trend for this feature.

Cockeyed Cock?