Aaaaand…what do I know? Apparently this film is doing pretty well.

Agreed. It will try to be more XTREEME and end up being less of just about everything.

The man could package.

JIT GEL RAG

I am utterly convinced that all the pervy parts of Game of Thrones have been lovingly written and reside in a locked drawer, waiting for Martin to write the "boring" parts he probably hates so the rest of that shit can be trojan horsed onto the world.

I hope she's not sad. That would make me sad.

Nothing like milking a mayo sac.

Fuck you. I bought Havok on DVD for the story. Man.

True enough, but Mad Max (the new one) definitely gave me some faith that such things can be finessed in a way to make most people happy.

Seriously. Enough of the easy meat. Jingles, Christmas songs, theme park…themes. Everybody hates that shit except maybe our moms. It goes against the spirit of what started out as a pretty good series of articles. Maybe Hatesong has just run its course.

I'm kind of in favor of a female Bond, to be honest. That would be the kick in the pants the whole creaky mess needs at this point.

James Spader as Rip from Less Than Zero!

So inconsistent. But the signal was well worth the static. RIP.

Me too, pal.

Speaking of, extra bonus points for having a blurb from Newsweek on display.

Why bother with this? You were never going to like it, and I am willing to bet virtually nobody here has or had the slightest intention of seeing it. If they even knew it existed.

I'm sorry. I'm working on my pep talk technique.

Phantasm must have its difficult moments for you…

Did you get that fucking dog yet, or what?

To be fair, the dog was a mean, biting dog with an annoying owner.