I was waiting for The Girl in Gold Boots snark to come on…

I was waiting for The Girl in Gold Boots snark to come on…

I love me some R.E.M., but this is…not very good.  I guess they've earned the right to go out ugly.

I love me some R.E.M., but this is…not very good.  I guess they've earned the right to go out ugly.

Well…these people have a sort of symbiotic relationship with shit like US Weekly.  US Weekly perpetuates the notion that these people are celebrities (and even creates one now and then), and in return these people take US Weekly's calls and do interviews for them now and then.  Sure, you may see Angelina Jolie's photo…

Well…these people have a sort of symbiotic relationship with shit like US Weekly.  US Weekly perpetuates the notion that these people are celebrities (and even creates one now and then), and in return these people take US Weekly's calls and do interviews for them now and then.  Sure, you may see Angelina Jolie's photo…

Well…at least she doesn't spell it with a "K".  I've watched some awful shit in my time, from The Hitchhiker on HBO, to Rock of Love to the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, but no fucking way I'll ever watch this.  You gotta draw the line somewhere.

Well…at least she doesn't spell it with a "K".  I've watched some awful shit in my time, from The Hitchhiker on HBO, to Rock of Love to the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, but no fucking way I'll ever watch this.  You gotta draw the line somewhere.

You're right to rate Moonraker last, but I gotta tell ya that I'll still often watch it when it's on…it just has goofball charm for me.

You're right to rate Moonraker last, but I gotta tell ya that I'll still often watch it when it's on…it just has goofball charm for me.

Indeed.  And I do think Lazenby was decent and would only have gotten better.  On the other hand, it does bum me out that they trash that classic Mercury Cougar.

Indeed.  And I do think Lazenby was decent and would only have gotten better.  On the other hand, it does bum me out that they trash that classic Mercury Cougar.

Never Say Never Again isn't that bad…plus I like how they attempted to capitalize on the early '80's video game "craze".

Never Say Never Again isn't that bad…plus I like how they attempted to capitalize on the early '80's video game "craze".

I like the movie, but of all things to quibble about in the Bond universe, randomly leaving a Scuba tank at the bottom of the ocean really irritates me.

I like the movie, but of all things to quibble about in the Bond universe, randomly leaving a Scuba tank at the bottom of the ocean really irritates me.

He coulda brought it to the next level by chugging little airplane bottles of gin and saying shit like, "RAAAHR!  ANOTHER LITER DOWN THE HATCH!!!"

He coulda brought it to the next level by chugging little airplane bottles of gin and saying shit like, "RAAAHR!  ANOTHER LITER DOWN THE HATCH!!!"

I'm really, really fine sticking with the old boxed set version.

I'm really, really fine sticking with the old boxed set version.