I would nominate the entire bum population from Condemned 2 if we're talking video games.  That first guy that wakes you up to take you to his hidden stash of hooch is the best.  "Pheeew!  Buddy you smell worse than I do, and I sleep in garbage!"

I would nominate the entire bum population from Condemned 2 if we're talking video games.  That first guy that wakes you up to take you to his hidden stash of hooch is the best.  "Pheeew!  Buddy you smell worse than I do, and I sleep in garbage!"

Nobody goes without cable. Since we're telling fun stories, I have a relative in the welfare industry (consider it, folks - solid growth prospects!) and she is frequently informed by her clientele that cable is a necessity.  Those are the "why do I try" days.

Nobody goes without cable. Since we're telling fun stories, I have a relative in the welfare industry (consider it, folks - solid growth prospects!) and she is frequently informed by her clientele that cable is a necessity.  Those are the "why do I try" days.

Of course not.  But it's too much fun NOT to believe!

Of course not.  But it's too much fun NOT to believe!

Of course not.  But it's too much fun NOT to believe!

That, uh…never happened, did it?

That, uh…never happened, did it?

Bums ARE pretty awesome in theory.  In practice, they get old real fast.

Bums ARE pretty awesome in theory.  In practice, they get old real fast.

That means you never got to Superman was a Rocker, which is good.  I mean, good that you never heard it - "ugh" doesn't cover it.

That means you never got to Superman was a Rocker, which is good.  I mean, good that you never heard it - "ugh" doesn't cover it.

This would normally be a fine point, but we're talking about the terminally stupid here.

This would normally be a fine point, but we're talking about the terminally stupid here.

Still:  They did play my school back in the day.  With Aztec Camera, maybe?  Google, here I come.

Still:  They did play my school back in the day.  With Aztec Camera, maybe?  Google, here I come.

As the guy who lived down the hall from the guy who played The Connells constantly, I must say they got enough recognition for my taste.

As the guy who lived down the hall from the guy who played The Connells constantly, I must say they got enough recognition for my taste.

As long as there's CanCon, The Hip is happening - to an extent.  It's like mandatory advertising.