The cynic in me says he just doesn't want the stuff used if he's no longer in a position to benefit. Selfish!

I think I must needs agree with that seeing as that one Onion girl had to go e-begging to pay her medical bills when she got her legs snapped off by a random mob in Philadelphia.  But maybe O'Neal rates the health plan…?

I think I must needs agree with that seeing as that one Onion girl had to go e-begging to pay her medical bills when she got her legs snapped off by a random mob in Philadelphia.  But maybe O'Neal rates the health plan…?

There once was a man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket

You'll probably get away with this, just don't say anything bad about Obama.

You'll probably get away with this, just don't say anything bad about Obama.

I think she's like a wrestler or something where her "character" can't possibly be that way at home.

I think she's like a wrestler or something where her "character" can't possibly be that way at home.

The mention of a trainer made me wonder…what do you feed a monkey, anyway?  I'm guessing bananas and Alpo.

The mention of a trainer made me wonder…what do you feed a monkey, anyway?  I'm guessing bananas and Alpo.

They couldn't hire someone too hot - if I understand correctly she sort of dates geeks on the show.

They couldn't hire someone too hot - if I understand correctly she sort of dates geeks on the show.

What the hell is a "Kaley Cuoco?"

What the hell is a "Kaley Cuoco?"

Sounds like you can afford to!

Sounds like you can afford to!

Does that include food stamps?

Does that include food stamps?

Sean was probably a humanities major.  They see things through a different lens, financially speaking.