Better they quit and start their own show if they're that clever and valuable.  They can keep 100% of the profits that way, no?

To be fair, so is "starving". 

To be fair, so is "starving". 

But…they didn't build that.  The network built that, and the government built the network.  They're lucky they get anything.

But…they didn't build that.  The network built that, and the government built the network.  They're lucky they get anything.

Nice try, but you're not getting one from me.

Nice try, but you're not getting one from me.

You apparently have internet access and you're waiting for Modern Family to come on?  I'm so sorry for you…

You apparently have internet access and you're waiting for Modern Family to come on?  I'm so sorry for you…

I actually agree.  My wife likes it, and she's annoying, so I'll enjoy her chagrin.  Western civilization will survive.

I actually agree.  My wife likes it, and she's annoying, so I'll enjoy her chagrin.  Western civilization will survive.

I'd fire them all and start another reality show if their legal manueverings succeed.  Sorry if they made a deal and the other party was smarter.

I'd fire them all and start another reality show if their legal manueverings succeed.  Sorry if they made a deal and the other party was smarter.

I think the aftermarket is what she's afraid of…

I think the aftermarket is what she's afraid of…

I did in fact hear that she has a one-use policy regarding toilet seats, after which they are professionally destroyed.

I did in fact hear that she has a one-use policy regarding toilet seats, after which they are professionally destroyed.

Oh.  We're going to have to agree to disagree on that one…it's been a good long while since this overdone chipmunk was anything to look at.

Oh.  We're going to have to agree to disagree on that one…it's been a good long while since this overdone chipmunk was anything to look at.

This is known as the triumph of hope over experience.   She'll never be good for anything else, don't expect it and you'll be fine.