I almost got tenure at Brown, and I'm an internet troll that goes by "Loose Stool."

I find The Penn Club to be the most mellow.  The Williams Club (R.I.P.) was great, too.  But yes, the DBag is right…Yale Club, ugh…

I find The Penn Club to be the most mellow.  The Williams Club (R.I.P.) was great, too.  But yes, the DBag is right…Yale Club, ugh…

I don't usually blame the victim, but 5 minutes and an internet connection would be enough to prevent any normal, intelligent person from taking this job.

I don't usually blame the victim, but 5 minutes and an internet connection would be enough to prevent any normal, intelligent person from taking this job.

Civic Center roofs in Hartford hold up better than The Goonies.

Civic Center roofs in Hartford hold up better than The Goonies.

Whoa, now, wait a second…I have watched MTV Cribs twice, and each time the subject had some sort of Scarface shrine in his house and claimed that Scarface was "The Bible".  There's got to be something to it.

Whoa, now, wait a second…I have watched MTV Cribs twice, and each time the subject had some sort of Scarface shrine in his house and claimed that Scarface was "The Bible".  There's got to be something to it.

Nah, I tell you this:  When the chips are down, Akroyd will bring in John Murray…

Nah, I tell you this:  When the chips are down, Akroyd will bring in John Murray…

It was just the citrus cooler relabeled.

It was just the citrus cooler relabeled.

Less than the sum of its parts.

Less than the sum of its parts.

Less than the sum of its parts.

Yeah, I watched this at 13 figuring it was a layup and I couldn't even get through it.  And I got through stuff like "Invasion U.S.A." unironically when I was 13.

Yeah, I watched this at 13 figuring it was a layup and I couldn't even get through it.  And I got through stuff like "Invasion U.S.A." unironically when I was 13.

Smiting haters sounds fun.  Figuratively speaking, of course.

Smiting haters sounds fun.  Figuratively speaking, of course.