Cripes, my wife had to be so on this scheduling thing because we saw them all thanks to her.  On the other hand, she wouldn't go see The Big Lebowski with me, so go figure.

It's funny, in the early '80's I didn't even know that being allergic to peanuts was possible.  Now we virtually live our lives around it.  Who pissed in the gene pool?

Let me just say I've seen False Rumors and blah blah blah who cares

Hair Club For Men, Special Situations Department?

The so-so girls are equally implausible.

Nah, at least that would be fun to read.

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Plus Pac Man really primed the pump, disappointment-coping wise.

Activision had some turds.  Laser Blast?  "Hey awesome, it's Space Invaders in reverse!"  20 minutes later…"That's it?  Seriously? It's just Space Inavders in reverse?"

Superman was halfway decent.

Same principle worked great for Bob Ross.

That's ecologically unsound.  Wouldn't it lead to toxins in whale meat?

My friend got this as a gift, and the poor guy very rarely got a new game.  He lived close, so I had no problem loaning him a couple at a time.  Anyhow, I went over to his place to give this a try, and…wow.  Pac Man for the 2600 was a disappointing piece of garbage, but at least it was playable.  Charging money for…

"Look at him go!"

See, I thought Kowchesky was well handled.  They're sort of forced to make him a blowhard, but he was completely in the right about the whole situation.  If he doesn't like Daniel, it's with reason; he sees right through him…a lot of other shows, he would have gotten some tricky comeuppance for not being "nice", but…

They do it so well that it's really jarring when they misstep.  I'm rewatching it with my kid and on the one hand I'm like, "See that thingy?  That's a popcorn popper, before microwave it was that or Jiffy Pop." and the appliance colors are great.  But then I'll see Daniel's car and I'll say, "No way, that is way to…

Yeah people just wanted it wrapped up in a nice little bow, they should watch CSI.

Yes, perhaps we should watch CSI or NICS or something, amirite?

Can anyone tell me how The After School All-Pro Basketball Superstar Progam made out?

My bet is that Rosie Larson faked her own death as a high-school prank and she'll just kick-walk back into town at the end of this season.