If movie actors are going to start showing up, you know Michael Caine won't be long in coming.  They'll find a way.

Oh lordy, enough with "carpetbagger" and this show.  Kentucky was in The Union, folks.  It's north of Ohio in places.  I know it's become a somewhat generic term, but here it's definitely being used frequently enough to imply that Kentucky had some huge history of carpetbagger exploitation or what-have-you, and that…

That's a big ol' PASS right there.

Agreed.  "Stacy's Mom" is a better call for crying out loud, and that wasn't even a great Fountains of Wayne song.

All right, we're good with that.

But does she sing in that Brit-ish accent she affects?

I spent the weekend eating Franco-American spaghetti and washing it down with whole milk.  It ain't bad!

SQUEEZAN!

I learned enough German from Sgt. Rock and G.I. Combat to command a platoon of Panzer Grenadiers, although I probably couldn't ask for directions or order lunch or anything like that.

To be fair, Pink Donut, his English wasn't much better.

Gummo on laserdisc, huh?  Was that a door prize or something?

TETSUOOOOOOOO!

Whatever else may or may not be true, that is one punchable face right there.  I'm talking Clark Duke or the "I'm a Mac" guy punchable.

"This isn’t a movie; this is propaganda for the already converted."

Oh, wow…is the money "credits"?

Hell, I brought Arby's to The Godfather III.  People didn't seem to relish it much.

I'd take it over "Kourtney".

I remember when Weird Al did that tune on some network special and he had to nix the "with my tongue " part.  Yaaaa-up.

What?  No…clearly HAMSWUB: XXFBRZLAT is better.

Oh yeah…I remember the first Verhoeven commentary I heard (Robocop Criterion), I was like, "This dude had to do soooo much blow before he rolled in…"  He was enthusiastic, to put it mildly…