That Quinto is a mighty simian looking fellow.

I think I read Blubber when I was maybe 8.  I will admit that I found it a lot funnier than I should have.

This won't be the first or last time I type "I think Maladroit is pretty good…" on this site.

Well, now, I don't know if anybody would claim "everywhere" because that would be dangerous, but I was there and it certainly happened in my area for a time.  The theater closest me held it over through Christmas and they only had the one screen…

Well, fair enough I guess, but in my mind applause is for the benefit of performers.  So I'm still in the "not doing it" camp with you, although for apparently different reasons.  I will admit to shouting at the occasional television if some boneheaded play costs me a bet, but then I immediately feel stupid even if…

1) I liked Insomnia, but I grant you it ain't among King's best.

Oh yeah?  Well I've never seen Titanic.  Take that!

Saw this in the theater, had the lunchbox.  I still enjoy it.

You can have stuff you have paid to download on 5 devices.

No comments, because nobody watches this crap.  I'm assuming that watching/reviewing it is AV Club busywork.  Or punishment.

Wow, reviewing this, huh?  That's some automatic franchise dilution right there.

So…you're saying I should give In the Aeroplane Over the Sea a shot?  I dunno, that's pretty wild.  Gonna have to think about this for a spell…

Turn around Dawes, I got a use for you.

I like that, but I'm a Doors hater from way back.

Would make more sense than a Nobel Peace Prize.

Aaaaand the sad part is we're actually talking about this like it's a real thing that merits discussion, even of the dismissive sort.  Next up: 9/11, inside job!

He's a jerk, but don't get hysterical.

Why go Belushi?  Murray has a kid brother who was good in the lost classic Moving Violations.  He'd probably work cheap.

Sorry, the correct answer is Bruce Campbell.

Murray's got a brother, just hire him.  Say the original Venkman got eaten by a ghost or something and his younger brother got his share of the business.  Problem solved, pay me.