I was thinking more along the lines of the green gargantua.

Good point.  What could she or the organizers really do?  I'd force them to kick me out, something I've had some practice with.  Waste as much of their time as possible and then split right before things get physical.

Under Seige:  This time without Steven Segal.

I, too, am in favor of this plan.

Damn lesser Communists should know their place.

There was a jungle.  Wasn't there a jungle?

Late.  But I saw this in the theater while wife and child were doing the Harry Potter thing.  It's legit, and Farrell is great.  Actually, everyone does a good job, and they didn't spare change on the effects, either.  A crime that I shared the theater with only 6-8 other people,

Battle of the Planets was cool.

I expect this sort of thing from a studio that brought us storyline-less crap like Fantasia.

Some of my kid's friends wear a lot of this stuff, so I primarily associated it with the 10ish-15ish set.

Negotiate up, Situation.
See what that brand is really worth to them.

These exact issues really keep me from enjoying The Jerk.

True. Night Moves is a close second.

Friends and Halloween III both crush it. The Thin Red Line, on the other hand, is some terrible crap.

Nah, the profits came first and were intended to fund the gag. After that, who cares? "Do I need a reason?"

Shhh…

Agree on Halloween III. Weird, fun, unpleasant stuff. While I would not call it "awesome" or "great" I think a lot of the hate is due to its attachment to the Halloween franchise (as others have noted). It intrigued me enough to buy the novelization which is well-written and pretty damned creepy in its own right.

I would have put the zombies into a rocket and shot 'em into space.

Ken Burns style!

Could HBO get involved? I think HBO should get involved!