That Ebert, he just can't keep his mouth shut.

Oh no. I must repectfully disagree on the hotness. And that's before talking what is arguably the ugliest celebrity ink out there into consideration.

It's tough to make fun of Lady Gaga, she's a jokey figure to begin with. Al does fine.

Heh, I was on that ride and some fat piece of crap misheard/misunderstood the guide and thought he was being insulted. Got all bent out of shape and started calling the poor kid out and everything. Even after people told the guy he was wrong he wouldn't back down because he wanted to save face or what have you. …

I haven't seen my "In 3-D" cassette in 20 years. No matter, I'll buy this one twice.

Stick a fork in him, he's…

I'm more of a Victorian Flatbush man myself.

Just some random drifter.

Pretty much everything by Fountains of Wayne.

Hell, Tupac's name was in the news for a day thanks to this. Therefore, another compilation of garbage coming right up!

At least Hammer is safe.

Is it possible that Kriss and Kross might stop what they're currently doing for long enough to beat the bag out of Dustin Diamond?

Hey, what about Zodiac? Zodiac could have done it…

I like Mayor Adams, or at least he doesn't strike me as the terrible guy the show wants him to be. What are his crimes? Let's examine:

Bringing up HBO shows from 20 years ago as evidence that HBO whiffs now and then is pretty lame, the game was different back then.

Nothing wrong with the Gremlin. The Pacer was absurd, though. I remember when my dad brought that thing home we laughed and laughed…

Well now, if the job he's done so far doesn't answer that little question, I can't help ya.

Nah, Ten Speed and Brown Shoe.

WHAT ABOUT THE AFTER SCHOOL SUPPERSTARS???!?!!?

Still watching, but I gave up the second I realized that Bennett Ahmed wasn't remotely guilty - which was pretty much the second he showed up on screen. It was like, "Oh ok, this guy is going to be a suspect probably but then definitely be innocent because only neo-nazis or somebody like that could have done this,…