I like how he exacerbates the problem with obvious fat-guy wear.

JK Simmons is friggin' great in that show. The fact that his character can occasionally evoke sympathy says a lot about his abilities.

Heh. Keep the heart-warming in mind when you happen to glance her on YouTube, stomping around in the mud topless while being doused with grape Faygo.

When I was a kid I was exposed to all the lightning skulls and skeletons and various other Dead merchandise (although I didn't know the bears had anything to do with them, I don't remember those until later) before I ever knowingly heard the music. I was convinced they were a badass metal band like KISS or something.

Get married and in a couple of years you'll be getting all the looks of slightly muted hurt and disgust you'll ever need. Quite probably more.

What SitOnIt said.

There's only so nature-proof you can make something. After that, it just doesn't matter.

RISE AGAINST THE MACHINE

It's odd that Kenneth Cole being an idiot was a revelation for many people.

50 Cent is sorry if you were offended.

I probably wouldn't bother, but…
…this stuff is VITAL!? And shit, man, they had their picture taken in a shed looking like they're waiting for a very, very serious bus. I wonder if that was their idea? And "Rise Against", that's wild - it's like you know what they're about right in their band name! I mean, I like…

Dewar's is practically the designated beginner scotch. If its lite n' tangy flavor doesn't appeal, don't bother wasting any more time or money on the stuff unless you're really determind for whatever reason.

The booze is callin' the shots now, Randy!
C'mon, Jim Lahey is at least as functional as 2 or 3 people on that list.

Beth Ditto. It's not that she sounded dumb as dogshit, but someone called her a blob or something and there was a shitstorm of flame war the likes of which aren't too often seen here. I'll bet somebody, somewhere, still get angry about the whole thing.

Friggin' "Only the Good Die Young" by Billy Joel. Loved that whole album when I was 7 or so. "Take the Long Way Home" was close on its heels.

Please. Gengis was Maoist if anything.

50 Cent.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is killer stupid fun for $12.

I remembered this being sad and creepy. Let an emotional 7 year-old watch it against my better judgement and it did not go well.

I wonder if Paltrow also hangs with Male Child George…