I think Sirens of Titan is Vonnegut's most essential book. It contains pretty much every theme he'd explore in every other successive book.

I'm offended by the word *scroggins.*

Huh? Sorry, I was masturbating over the phrase "touching her female parts."

Yeah, sorry to create a long post that's annoying to scroll over. This letter has just always impressed me with its dignified indignation.

If you were to bother to read my books, to behave as educated persons would, you would learn that they are not sexy, and do not argue in favor of wildness of any kind. They beg that people be kinder and more responsible than they often are. It is true that some of the characters speak coarsely. That is because people…

Vonnegut's censorship letter from Palm Sunday
Dear Mr. McCarthy:

Ting-a-ling.

I saw it. I LIKE MEN NOW.

Yep. Each gives a fine, unique performance.

I always thought scrapple was from Maryland, or at least Baltimore — or at the very least John Waters movies.

"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yes."
"So can I."

It is cheesy, but I still enjoy the old-fashioned cinematic ingenuity of it, which isn't far removed from my enjoyment of a film like, say, Black Narcissus.

It's actually quite good, I have to admit.

It's been a while, but I used to read books with this guy's picture on the back of the cover: http://worldsstrongestlibra…

Speaking of digital effects, one of the reasons I like Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula is because the special effects were all done in-camera, Michael Powell-style. Apart from Keanu's abysmal acting, which is some of the worst ever committed to film (if Keanu and Sofia Coppola had produced a child, it…

I'm getting the hell out of here. Too goddamn SULTRY in here!

I just watched this late last night, with RiffTrax commentary, which definitely made my insomnia worth the while.

Yeah, I've found it way easier to donate and just download torrent files of movies with RiffTrax commentary already synced. (Of course, it's even easier to not donate, but you should, right?)

I think we're all missing the big picture here. If a vegan sucks cock and swallows, factory farming aside, why not drink milk and eat eggs and cheese? A matter of consent, I suppose.

Since he's a vegan, does he swallow or does he have to spit?