@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus or everytime the AV Club mentions Johansson and HDbag shows up with the Derek Jeter Herpes Tree…

Me and these birds are good. I can tell. By looking into their eyes, I know. They're like real eyes. They just make me feel comfortable.

Me and these birds are good. I can tell. By looking into their eyes, I know. They're like real eyes. They just make me feel comfortable.

Why do the Star Whackers always go after the crazy ones?

Why do the Star Whackers always go after the crazy ones?

Sammy!

Sammy!

How could they not include that classic episode from Master Ninja where Lee Van Cleef and Timothy Van Patten have to save that girl who's trying to unionize the factory?

How could they not include that classic episode from Master Ninja where Lee Van Cleef and Timothy Van Patten have to save that girl who's trying to unionize the factory?

"You guys don't want to get in trouble?"

"You guys don't want to get in trouble?"

Then you're there, in your place, with the girl. It's a classic!

Then you're there, in your place, with the girl. It's a classic!

Let's do it anyway.

Let's do it anyway.

Isn't that a kind of butter?

Isn't that a kind of butter?

Have you ever read these CAP movie reviews/ratings? They use biblical passages to explain why something is offensive and they're often hilarious ('fuck' is referred to as "the most foul of the foul words") http://www.capalert.com/now…

Have you ever read these CAP movie reviews/ratings? They use biblical passages to explain why something is offensive and they're often hilarious ('fuck' is referred to as "the most foul of the foul words") http://www.capalert.com/now…

Bob/McGuirk crossover!