Also the service workers have no respect for their patrons.

I don't think they promised us they wouldn't be evil as much as they have to remind themselves not to be evil.

I don't think they promised us they wouldn't be evil as much as they have to remind themselves not to be evil.

@avclub-00989c20ff1386dc386d8124ebcba1a5:disqus HiYo!

@avclub-00989c20ff1386dc386d8124ebcba1a5:disqus HiYo!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus You don't happen to have any family photos lying around do you?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus You don't happen to have any family photos lying around do you?

Ohio State still sells Coke.

Ohio State still sells Coke.

Is that 7 factorial? Cuz that'd be a lotta bullets.

Is that 7 factorial? Cuz that'd be a lotta bullets.

Are "haha, Will Smith can't speak english!" jokes okay?

Are "haha, Will Smith can't speak english!" jokes okay?

You shouldn't quote Johnny Dangerously, Craig. My father quoted that movie once.
Once.

You shouldn't quote Johnny Dangerously, Craig. My father quoted that movie once.
Once.

Cheesy one-liners don't count unless they contain a pun or eggcorn.

Cheesy one-liners don't count unless they contain a pun or eggcorn.

@avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus Everyone knows Jews are self-deprecating.

@avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus Everyone knows Jews are self-deprecating.

Too bad they didn't steal his hairpiece.