I particularly like the dangling comma.

I particularly like the dangling comma.

Guessing this is the look you're going for:

Guessing this is the look you're going for:

Seriously, Stone or GTFO.

Seriously, Stone or GTFO.

I am John Galt, and I am Zardoz. I have lived three hundred years, and I long to die. But death is no longer possible. I am immortal. I present now my story, full of mystery and intrigue - rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep in a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred, but they *may.*…

I am John Galt, and I am Zardoz. I have lived three hundred years, and I long to die. But death is no longer possible. I am immortal. I present now my story, full of mystery and intrigue - rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep in a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred, but they *may.*…

Actually….I feel a little like they've given me the ropeadope.  I want to argue with the list, but it is full of great stuff (plus a couple I'd better see), so I don't know how to attack it (I've had worse problems).

Actually….I feel a little like they've given me the ropeadope.  I want to argue with the list, but it is full of great stuff (plus a couple I'd better see), so I don't know how to attack it (I've had worse problems).

Where's the fucking bar?

Where's the fucking bar?

I feel the same, but it might very well be me wanting it to be any good rather than it actually being any good.  It is really daffy, and not in a good way.

I feel the same, but it might very well be me wanting it to be any good rather than it actually being any good.  It is really daffy, and not in a good way.

If only they could at least die in atomic fire, amiright?

If only they could at least die in atomic fire, amiright?

Visigoths.

Visigoths.

Caves are often kinda damp dude, you might want to reconsider.

Caves are often kinda damp dude, you might want to reconsider.