Enjoy your unibomber style cabin.  I'll stay down here and enjoy the electricity when the magnetic poles don't flip.

Enjoy your unibomber style cabin.  I'll stay down here and enjoy the electricity when the magnetic poles don't flip.

You clearly were born after pop stars stopped looking like people.

You clearly were born after pop stars stopped looking like people.

I'm pretty sure it's the Wicked Witch of the West.

I'm pretty sure it's the Wicked Witch of the West.

Apes-Ma.  That number is old.  It's more like 85% now.  That's encouraging.

Apes-Ma.  That number is old.  It's more like 85% now.  That's encouraging.

if you can get passed the drowning thing, my worry was about his skin literally falling off his body after several days in the ocean.  Pretty sure we're not supposed to be in the water all the time.

if you can get passed the drowning thing, my worry was about his skin literally falling off his body after several days in the ocean.  Pretty sure we're not supposed to be in the water all the time.

Not movie.  Show.

Not movie.  Show.

Telling you now, so you won't be disappointed later—not an interesting gimmick.

Telling you now, so you won't be disappointed later—not an interesting gimmick.

The review may be correct, but apparently like all articles by Phil, I eventually feel like I'm being scolded by a schoolmarm.

The review may be correct, but apparently like all articles by Phil, I eventually feel like I'm being scolded by a schoolmarm.

Had the same response.

Had the same response.

Went to see Phantom Menace in theatre.  Very excited.

Went to see Phantom Menace in theatre.  Very excited.