If you've seen my movie, you might realize I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

If you've seen my movie, you might realize I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Damn you Bob K for stealing my thunder.

Damn you Bob K for stealing my thunder.

…sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

…sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

…but he won't.

…but he won't.

Reading your comment is like someone is poking my brain with a needle.

Reading your comment is like someone is poking my brain with a needle.

…or at least the russian winter did.

…or at least the russian winter did.

That's Harlan Ellison pushing the edge of the envelope, man.

That's Harlan Ellison pushing the edge of the envelope, man.

Gentlemen…

Gentlemen…

King Kong Loves sounds interesting.

King Kong Loves sounds interesting.

"So far, however, no one is threatening to remake the Roger Corman-produced, John Sayles-scripted, acknowledged Seven Samurai/Magnificent Seven rip-off Battle Beyond The Stars, with George Peppard and Sybil Danning. Because some things are sacred."

"So far, however, no one is threatening to remake the Roger Corman-produced, John Sayles-scripted, acknowledged Seven Samurai/Magnificent Seven rip-off Battle Beyond The Stars, with George Peppard and Sybil Danning. Because some things are sacred."