I would totally go to see a Peter jackson remake of "The Dam Busters" with two caveats: 1) it must clock at under two hours, and 2) they need to change the name of the dog (accuracy be damned, this isn't Mark Twain).

You always get some hop-ons.

Not money.  Not passion.  Ego.

& that's how I will enjoy them, but Jesus Christ, he could have just made a kick-ass movie people would care about.

& that's how I will enjoy them, but Jesus Christ, he could have just made a kick-ass movie people would care about.

The animated seventies one is quite fun—but you have to be in the mood for the music.

The animated seventies one is quite fun—but you have to be in the mood for the music.

S'cusi dove il hobbit? 
Se para collo pou eine toe hobbit?
S'il vous plait ou est le hobbit?

Jesus, the next time I have to watch Jessica Alba don glasses and a lab coat in order to disguise the fact that her skull is a leetle bit too small, I may just have to stand up and shout "Eloi!"

Jesus, the next time I have to watch Jessica Alba don glasses and a lab coat in order to disguise the fact that her skull is a leetle bit too small, I may just have to stand up and shout "Eloi!"

& that's your pitch for Hobbit III right there.

That's your A game?

That's your A game?

My question: is he claiming to be autistic, or German?

My question: is he claiming to be autistic, or German?

This is what I envision:

What does this have to do with Goat Man?

What does this have to do with Goat Man?

Maybe you deserved to be scarred for that.

You, I like.  Mr. Jackson has risen to Lucasian levels of ego.