Orlando Jones' best role = Clifford Franklin on the replacements
"coach it looks like I jacked off an elephant!"

people don't fucking get kenny fuckin powers

Millicent Gergich!

the lord is my shepherd, bitch

can anyone here in the comments help me figure out if Nazir is (was) sunni or shia? they say he's AQ, which is traditionally a sunni group, but then there's also lots of talk about hezbollah and iran supporting them, which are shia groups. Unless in this universe these guys have squashed their beef in order to fuck…

oh no! I killed wilson!

if there was no restaurant, what amazing pun was there for the burger of the day?

would CIA get shut down, even in a case like this? not bloody likely, esp considering how much dirt I bet they have on various politicians

Ogg monster!

he's getting that Tmobile scratch now

10000 word treatise upcoming

and they have 6 new cast members and all are white? you have kenan, black dude who plays obama, and Nasim Pedrad as the only nonwhite people? 

also I think Queef Latina was first used on this very website

welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order

HEY KID! ITS FUCKING RAW! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING CRY NOW YOU FUCKING BABY! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEONE YOU DONKEY!

racist

Joel Fry was also in a fun britcom that was basically Inbetweeners in Rome

wendell pierce? Just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick

Caffertegg forever!

IN LONDON?!