I imagine that a lot media-rep connections for the AV Club involve stating, resignedly, the AV Club is the non-fiction arm of 'the Onion', separate editorial staff, one of the biggest online pop-culture sites, etc… So give us 15 minutes with Chris Tucker.

Tom Cruise Gay? First I've heard of it. He always seemed so straight when I was giving him handjobs in his limo.

Yes, soon it will be 3:47 in the morning and the TV will be blaring infomercials as the fan continues its erratic wobbling, burdened as it is by the shoe tied to one blade. Litter is strewn around the kitchen, and the shower can be heard running upstairs. On the roof, several men dance naked.

This is kind of a weird thread.

The problem
The main issue is their business model. The expense of going to see a movie in a chilly box with overpriced popcorn is a real turn-off. They need to embrace new ideas:

I liked that Sue seemed to have a 3-dimensional moment at the end of the show in her final talk with Will. She went so over the top throughout the rest of the episode (which I enjoyed, mind you) that I was glad to see it dialed back for a real interaction with another person.

Oh, be careful dissing Phillip K. Dick on boards full of nerds.

Ben Folds in 10 years.

remove that second "WITH" CAPS LOCK MESSES WITH MY HEAD.

I can't imagine any conceivable way that a woman could fake a pregnancy TO HER HUSBAND WITH WHOM SHE'S LIVING AND SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED WITH for a whole term and then produce a baby at the end of it. But then, I'm not a big watcher of soap operas, where this kind of thing probably happens all the time.

I always found that pseudoephedrine, in the over-the-counter pills they used to sell at truck stops and gas stations, perked me up pretty reliably for a few hours. I used to take 2 before a night of drinking so I wouldn't pass out halfway through any given party. I can't hold my liquor.

Perhaps the AV club and its site traffic have begun looking more valuable to advertisers, lending to AV Club's increasing clout. When their reviews of pop culture pieces get blurbbed on the backs of book jackets, dvds, metacriticism, etc…, then you know they've arrived.

Trog
spelled backwards is Gort, which is an equally funny word.

Toto, I do not believe that we are any longer in the same state where our family farm is located.

It may have ruined your taste for literature, but I tell you, learning how to write those five paragraph essays made me look pretty good in college. It's amazing how many people didn't know what a thesis sentence was, but I could just crank that shit out by the page.

Recently, a kid told me he loved Calvin and Hobbes. I told him I liked them, too. He said that it was one of his two favourites. The other: "Garfield." Never underestimate (or over estimate) the humor of a 10 year old.

I really dug "Rhythm of the Saints," and listened to it all the way through many times. I think it's better than "Graceland," which I also wore out a cassette of. I loved the notion that they recorded musicians in village squares with microphones hung from light poles.

My dad worked in a hotel, and somehow he ended up with all the 45s from the jukebox that weren't playing much. I had a Fisher-Price record player, and remember listening to "Coward of the County" over and over again. I had no idea it involved a gang rape until I was much older. "They took turns with Becky," sounded…

Take some mayonnaise and set it out in the sun for a while.

FUCK POPEYES!