Well, He pretty clearly made Paula wet week after week, and she's kind of like a 9 year old.

If you do it with a land-line, it's a free call I assume. Throw your money at me!

With a laundry marker, you could maybe rename it "Bumpy Gatherings" That's all I've got.

So it's a marketing gimmick then? Doesn't that mean they should blur it out, since only Idol decides what to promote?

Yeah, I kind of wonder why no one's ever called Simon out on his playing favourites. Some contestants are clearly better than others, but his backhanded compliments probably do a lot to sink people who are in the same league.

I dunno, I kind of like her. She's annoying sometimes, but the fact that she and Simon piss each other off makes for a more interesting table.

Ok, the extra scene with Jabba was unnecessary, since all the lines are repeated…I do find it cool, though, that he shot a scene 20 years earlier that he didn't have the effects for and hung on to just in case. He could have left it out, though.

I found "Brewster's Millions" pretty funny when I was 10.

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Ok, I'm old enough to have grown up on the original Star Wars Trilogy, but I'm just wondering about people's reasons for so hating the digital corrections he made to them. Aside from remastering the video and adding some more background effects, what did he really do to them that causes all the hate? It's…

It's so you can tear out the page and put it on the fridge after you color it with your crayons.

Danny: In fact I'm still laughing! Just like this! HAHAHA! See!

I suppose it should have occurred to me, but I never thought that Allison would lose out because she's not pretty enough. Does anyone think that if she'd been traditionally "hot," that would have helped with all the teenage girls going for Smiles McDreamy or Gayman McNotThreatening?

Look on the bright side…since Allison's out, she's more likely to make good music than if she'd won. Now that she's gone, I really don't care who wins. Not that I did much bef0re, but none of the remainder do anything for me artistically.

I thought Slash was actually somewhat helpful as a mentor, but he really missed the chance to tell Danny that the scream was awful. That might have saved us all some awfulness. Of course, it wouldn't have affected the results. Danny could have come out on stage in underpants and done the Chicken Dance, and Simon…

But they are not. They are Ladies.

In some interview, maybe even here on AV Club, The director, John Landis, said that he and Ackroyd had written a good script, and then the studio said it had to be PG-13, and there had to be a kid. Ackroyd went along because as a big fan of the blues, he viewed it as an opportunity to showcase the musicians rather…

Yeah, but then you missed the cocaine.

I think there are plenty of advertisers whose products are available worldwide who would be glad to have the added audience. And honestly, the international audience for American TV shows is probably made up mostly of expatriates, with a few Brits, Aussies, and South Africans thrown in for good measure.

Yeah, and the Canadian Film Board is making thousands of their obscure and arty movies available via the internets. You remember that weird short you saw one night on cable that you never saw again? Or that strangely dark children's movie you had to watch in elementary school? Probably here.

I have found myself watching this show more often, as my "roommate" often had it on in the background while I tried to ignore it…I find it pretty funny, in an old-school kind of way. It might not be for the hipster crowd, though. A lot of people didn't like (or claimed not to like) "Friends," but it was undeniably…