Spiro Ag-who?

His long-form birth certificate doesn't even list "The Rock" as his given name.

He's no Hitler, I'll give you that!

Someone needs a GIF of that scene from Thelma and Louise with the planet Earth sitting in the back seat.

To clarify — does the puppet do the massaging?

Save it for the 2018 Congressional midterms.

bit o' kidney poi, aye?

Or any Cockney.

Devout crusader for the Green Man.

"Ello! It's yer ol' friend Kermeet ze Frog 'ere!"

He looks like a typical civilian in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

♫It's not easy being Sheen [Charlie]♫

*Yoda, astride Luke's back encourages him as he runs toward the camera.*

You're saying he has a face for puppetry?

Fine. Calvin can make his own cheesy scalloped potatoes.

*slowly tears up screenplay-in-progress*

And by "hate" you mean "leave off the invite list for next week's potluck."

Erf. Welcome.

Don't sell short the many independent artisanal cheesecake crafters who sell their work on Etsy.

Just Steve Martin.