It's standard operating procedure for neo-conservatives, even prior to Trump. They appropriate the language of competing political movements and use it to further their own ends. "Fake news", anyone?

I wouldn't mind visiting 1977, if only to watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind at the cinema. Mind you, then it's straight back to 2012, for decent cell phones and a saner political climate.

I would love it if, on blowing up a cargo vessel, dead fish went splattering against your viewscreen.

This one walks a fine edge.

"Well, had plans to use our precious time together to play a number of my own classics, but sure, why not? For the man there in the fifth row here's Freebird. The extended cut."

OH, WAIT, THAT WAS MEANT IRONICALLY! PLEASE STOP!

*record scratch*

"Don't startle grandpa during Final Jeopardy!"

IBM's Watson?

You take your chances with the stuff out of the carton. But homemade eggnog? NOM!

And this Chateau Le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature!

If they had any disposable income I'd recommend hiring a brand consultant.

Eggnog: the elixir of life.

Pence won't tolerate Magic: The Gathering in the White House.

I could understand him not having ever watched Toy Story. But, if that's the case, why not just quietly smile and nod?

I'm too old for this shit.

Awesome! Haven't seen it but I'll check it out.

It's true because it rhymes.

Maybe there's some good tips on dealing with Kinja on the LifeHacker forums. Provided you expand the correct comment thread, that is.

As long as he's not wrong, then they were never wrong for electing him.