You know, I wish Rahsaan Roland Kirk had made it to the eighties. The thought of him hooking up with Rammellzee or the Pop Group… man. Tristano is an excellent choice. I'd probably add Herbie Nichols, if we're talking pianists.

New albums from Windir and Brutal Juice
And another season of Slings & Arrows woulda been nice.

…good to know?

SO TIGHT

He… does have the fame.

Eminem/Jeff Bridges
Please confirm that Eminem will be acting & Bridges will be singing.

Looks like we still have to work on that lesson!

Mazerati was the shit. I still refuse to walk into rooms without "Strawberry Lover" playing.

I dunno if they'll pay you, but go for it.

nuts and gum: together at last

It's a good thing Jesus had a copy editor.

Kid should be grateful
Could've been Mayhem.

I give a fuck. Somedays I think this place is turning into the comments section of Failblog.

That was a legitimate, thoughtful answer to a throwaway Arrested Development reference. Run away - you're too good for this place!

good job with the dap, king
You've put the angry black man at ease!

At Burger King, do they get a shift meal, or do they just pay half price on select menu items?

I've heard the biggest surprise about this record
Is that Cappa doesn't suck. He practically kept "Supreme Clientele" from being a classic all on his own… you can practically smell the flop-sweat.

so
Frenching is more related to abortion than rape?

Uh… do you have a PayPal account?

I, too, demand that my sketch comedy contain a well-developed plot.