"Star Wars"… now that's a name I've not heard in a long time… A loong time…

Do we know yet that Abernathy had a violent encounter with the MiB? I know he got murdered by those two bandits in one life (I guess the MiB might have caused the men to attack the house, but I'm not sure what reason he'd have to do that), but was the MiB directly involved?

Be sure to let us know what episode 3 is like!

I'm pretty sure there were a lot more than 3,000 onscreen deaths in Return of the King. By itself, that one shot of the earth swallowing up all those orcs when the ring is destroyed would have pushed the death count into the tens of thousands.

Because she's clumsy? I don't know, why not?

Lots of theories on who the shooter was, but I haven't seen anyone mention the secretary Gamby is always pissed with. I know we saw her run back into the school building un-costumed just moments before the shooting, but they don't call her "Miss Swift" for nothing.

It can't be Ray. Ray is a man of limited capabilities.

It's just a rumour at this point, but I've heard next season will also include at least one tit!

And the changing ambient hums as the camera switched between Space Ghost, Zorak and Moltar.

"Honey, all this talk is making me want to get married all over again."
"Yeah?"
"Because at the Beta Barn, you get 20% off for each marriage!"
"… And what's your name again?"

And they told me it was stupid and grossly inaccurate!

This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80s.

Certainty of death, small chance of success… what are we waiting for?

Mike Pence is the Lou Avery of the 2016 presidential race.

You mean each girl will only have three boobies? Sold!

But the earlier episodes already made it explicitly clear that Cersei had become a social pariah with no friends at court except Qyburn. Blowing up the sept would have antagonised the commonfolk (they like the Sparrows), the nobles (a bunch of them got killed in the explosion) and even the Lannisters (she killed a…

The last couple of finales have been fairly eventful, haven't they? The season 4 finale gave us Tyrion escaping and killing his dad, Brienne vs. the Hound, Stannis defeating the Wildlings and the wights attacking Bran outside Bloodraven's cave. Season 5 had Jon's assassination, Stannis' defeat, Cersei's walk of shame,…

King's Landing really lived up to its name.

You could also tell because the baby already looked like a gloomy, world-weary bore.

Even Cersei's outfit felt BSG-esque. She looked like 1978 Commander Adama.