You know, beer turned into perfume so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Also, I have to say, Rob Lowe's delivery of "game changer" in the above video is comedically perfect.

Adam Scott is a gracile beauty.

I've been told you don't make friends with salad.

Calc you later!

I just watched the video and the bit with the accountants surprising him with the pizza boxes full of calzones was genuinely moving.

I was too busy indiscriminately shoveling them into my face to learn the difference.

I love ricotta though. You're upsetting me, like the citizens of Pawnee.

I don't really know the difference either but they called calzones strombolis in the Philadelphia area when I lived there and they always had ricotta in them.

When I lived in Boston (actually Brighton) I used to order a calzone from a place in Washington Square at least once a week, don't remember the name of the restaurant but I loved it. Lots of thin-sliced sausage, onions, cheese, great crust, and marinara for dipping. It never actually connected with me until now that…

The anti-calzone stance of Pawnee residents always stressed me out. Who doesn't love a fucking calzone?!

If anything you should probably feel worse for Lindsay Lohan, who seems to have been gifted with the worst possible parents on the planet. A masterfully perverse writer could not invent those two assholes.

Every time someone mentions TMZ I think about Harris Wittels's sister trying to get to their mom to tell her her son was dead before she found out from TMZ. Harris wasn't even fucking famous.

I'm just beyond delighted that she seems to be doing much better, and I hope we as a society might be moving past the whole let's-watch-a-desirable-young-woman-collapse-into-a-death-spiral-while-we-laugh-and-point thing, maybe? Possibly?

Bill Maher is a dude who thinks because he is infinitesimally smarter than average then he must be a genius. He's also painfully unfunny. So… this comment is basically irrelevant to the matter at hand, I'm just someone who jumps at any opportunity to say that Bill Maher is neither notably intelligent nor notably…

Ms. Clara hit close to home with her cloaking her gossip and judgment in "I'm just so WORRIED for him" - I absolutely loved that character and that performance.

First Titus yelled "To what end?" about the lady-drawing-a-circle-on-a-man's-chest thing and I thought "that may be my favorite Kimmy Schmidt line ever," and then the Maya thing happened and there was no maybe about it. God that was hilarious.

Eminem is bad now? AV Club I can't keep up with your whims

I really like Kathy, which means I know how smart she is, which means she should have predicted this reaction. I say either do it and refuse to apologize or don't do it in the first place.

It definitely seems like everyone who watched it was obsessed with it. Can you picture a casual viewer of Hannibal?