This is maybe the worst thing I've ever seen.
God, what a treasure Tim is.
I found myself kind of agreeing with his argument about bestiality. Fucking Gemberling.
I squealed when I saw Claudia's name - I was really hoping she would appear but thought it was probably a long shot. Claudia from Glebe.
I was in a Scott and Scott mood yesterday so I listened to most of Adam's CBB appearances while puttering. They're all gold and their weird vibe is there from the very beginning. NOT F&P 4 is still a tough listen but toward the very end when Scott is getting increasingly agitated about how boring and dumb them reading…
This is a vast and thorny landscape. I admit I found the extratextual identification of Dumbledore as gay irritating specifically because it was extratextual. There is absolutely a trend in contemporary popular art/TV/whatever of implying but never confirming homosexual desire/love/relationships. I find it not only…
This is my favorite thing on the internet today.
I'm mostly cracking up at how radical she is in her bowtie. How you do push the envelope, Lena Dunham.
I consider myself a Reiner fan and yet I still find it kind of startling to see this list of one classic after another after another - and his genre-hopping is ridiculously impressive. Like, everyone you know would choose at least one of his movies as a favorite. Maybe we should be kissing his ass instead of Woody…
I could forgive the look but the moment she opened her mouth I was like "yeah, doesn't sound anything like Björk bye gurl." I'm actually kind of shocked at the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it?
Also, RuPaul and Michelle seemed so ready to do anything to keep her that it would have had to affect their judging. And that should not happen — at least not visibly. Adore leaving was better for their integrity as well as her own.
I suspect someone has already said some variant of this, but Katya's Bjork made me wish Matt Besser was competing. For me it was underwhelming.
I will inform him of this.
Do people remember the 90s Maine-based juice company Fresh Samantha? Now I sound like a terrible Buzzfeed article. Anyway their grapefruit juice was the nectar of the gods. How gently you soothed my hangovers, Fresh Samantha grapefruit juice. Yes, of course I had the shits a few hours later, but in those quiet moments…
I don't know about juice but my 45-year-old brother drinks grape soda, which I had no idea was still a thing.
I'M STILL ALIVE WHEE
In college my dorm had a vending machine with the coldest Cherry Coke known to man. I had a can of it and a cigarette for breakfast every morning. I graduated with honors. The thought now (20 years later) makes me deeply nostalgic and also want to puke.
I never liked orange juice (or even oranges much, really) despite thinking grapefruit, lemons, and limes are among the only things that make life on this godforsaken planet worth living, so I guess I owe Buzzfeed thanks for vindicating "UGH I DON'T WANT IT, MOM" 8-year-old me?
I feel compelled to reveal that I'd had a few drinks when I watched it. Having said that…