I do know what you're talking about. I think it's because Paul was not "classically" trained - not trained at all, to the best of my knowledge - in improv, and yet is now widely considered to be one of the best at it. Whereas Matt, you know, runs a school that teaches improv. So I think Paul defers to Matt a bit,…

I think of it often. His delivery is like Nobel-worthy perfect.

D'Fwan: I stay above these feuds. Did I get involved when Portia took the over-the-counter colon health test in the bathroom at Randi's domestic violence costume ball? I did, but I didn't want to.

Aaand I just got to the song. This feels like it's healing the still-open wound of losing Hannibal.

"Don't touch my dolls; they're strictly look-upons."

By God this is a wonderful interview. That Will Harris may be a talented something or other.

Oh my god I forgot about that. U2 really does have a storied history on CBB.

"Australia o let us rejoice, for we are young and free, the end."

I have to admit I don't find the kid detectives as funny as they themselves do, but I definitely got on board with the list of things about where they grew up. "A maze. Maze Wednesdays."

This is a fine list but I will always go to bat for Tony Macaroni (Kroll, Claudia O'Doherty!, and Jimmy Pardo) as well.

Schindler suavely flashing the money early in the film sticks in my head for some reason. It's my favorite of his films and I agree it's filled with iconic moments.

I recently rewatched Jurassic Park and it's actually kind of terrible. He's made quite a few movies since then that are better.

I don't know what this is but I love it.

I used to get in trouble if I got caught staying up till 12:30 to watch Letterman, so by comparison you're basically an infant.

He sure is!

I enjoy his pissed-off feminism and his obvious adoration of Ken Jennings.

Conan's still the funniest. I hope he's genuinely happy where he is and the lambs have stopped screaming.

I pretty much agree. Gillian Jacobs is pretty. I have known many women in my life who were as attractive or more attractive than she is; sometimes they dated good-looking guys, and sometimes they didn't. I hate to make generalizations about women, since such generalizations so often don't seem to apply to me, but in…

I will never understand the Andy-Dick-killed-Phil-Hartman thing. Is it just another way of implying susceptible, irrational women have no agency, including when it comes to murder?

Well, how could you not? It's Harris on rollerblades, beaming.