My new New Year's resolution is blackout drunk.

My New Year's resolution is that everybody shuts up.

I admit I don't know much about him or his music, but I do remember a quote - something along the lines of "we're the band that if we moved in next door to you your lawn would die."

I had never heard the Screaming Females until I unwisely listened to that Taylor Swift cover, which is a horrendous rendition of a horrendous song that is also earwormy as fuck. So now all I have to do is see a picture of the band and it starts playing in my head like a recurring nightmare. I have only myself to blame…

I still give the edge to Adomian's Walt Whitman, but L. Ron is a close second.

This is only part 1? Boy, the AV Club thinks it's hot shit, eh?

I know Ricky gets on people's nerves - he gets on my nerves too - but The Office really is perfect and this is hilarious.

I freely admit that I love this show. The one where they animate Louie getting his boat stuck in the mud is so fucking funny.

I was talking about Earwolf, actually. I assume Earwolf is big enough at this point to be in the business of making money, or at least trying to do so.

I guess I'm glad I'm not an improv comedian then. I really can't imagine devoting that much of my time and talents to help elevate a brand and not being paid for it.

It's one of the funniest I4H's I've ever heard but it's also pretty biting. At this point it does seem kind of outrageous to me that people aren't compensated for their work on podcasts, especially the Earwolf regulars. I assume that's one of the things Howl is trying to address?

You won't regret it. It's very funny and charming and positive without being schmaltzy. You will not only laugh, you will come to realize that your body be bangin.

The only thing the Kimmy Schmidt showrunners really need to apologize for is Tim Blake Nelson.

it definitely whipped up a bit of controversy among internet people

You should've seen Velvet Goldmine four times instead, just saying.

The prequels managed to make even him, one of the most alluring and charismatic people on the planet, seem dull.

I don't care about Star Wars but I do love that JJ Abrams pointed out that Ewan McGregor is handsome, an important quality in voice actors. I imagine everyone who meets Ewan McGregor reacts to him like Louis CK did.

I don't remember that story! I do remember Ray encouraging David Watts to marry Dave, unbeknownst to Dave.

Horatio's mayor going around telling everyone Christmas is NOT full of cheer does seem egregious.

Well, this all looks just fine to me; well done, AV Club readers.