I've had a few beers and would like you guys to not be mean about U2.

I think I read the site for 10 years before I registered. To me, the mere fact that I now feel comfortable enough to comment here means the AV Club's glory days are long gone. As a reasonably clever and funny person in real life, I kind of loved that there was a place I thought was way too clever and funny for me.

There are few things that delight me more than how much PFT and Gourley delight each other.

It's actually from almost 5 years ago. Franco sure has been Francoing it up for a while now.

FRANCO/O'NEAL OTP

I still don't understand how rants about the Walking Dead qualify as news. Whereas Franco Newswire is the apotheosis of Newswire.

I like how she has the accent only half the time.

I feel like maybe this is another example of a brilliant, innovative comedian bowing before a corpse? Both Conan and Colbert did something spectacular and new, and they are easily the smartest and funniest people in late night, but they decided in middle age that the next logical step was to take on an ill-fitting…

I do plan to!

I've only seen a few Mr. Show sketches and think With Bob and David was overall very good but not great, but I thought this episode was pretty close to perfect.

The brushes bit quoted in the article made me laugh harder than anything else in the whole series.

Animals eat animals dude.

I went to a college that served broccoli at every meal because some wealthy alum made a large donation and insisted on it. I assume she's like the broccoli of Spike TV?

How I miss those gleaming murderous cheekbones.

I'm late to this, but I didn't know there was a thing where you could have shirt buttons that are like cufflinks. Paul F how you endlessly enrich my life.

Will Paul be at two different events simultaneously because that would be very exciting.

I do not remember.

This was delightful but it mostly just reminds me of how incredible Rhythm Nation-era Janet Jackson was.

I love Bryan but PETA is nonsense. Dr. Lecter disapproves of this for so many reasons.

I enjoy masturbation, so that's pretty much the appeal of it for me.