Why do people want stuff? Someone explain this to me.

Cutesy lyrics! Always the highlight of both of their outputs!

The Hollywood assumption that everyone in Boston sounds like the people from one very particular area is so dumb, but you know actors love trotting out that gritty, gritty accent.

Yes. I suppose winter might start earlier farther north/inland.

I live in Maine. It's winter from November through April. That's bad enough; don't be dragging September and October into your nonsense, AV Club!

Massachusetts is the exact opposite of frigid in mid-September. I can't read the rest of this article!

He's delightful. Show business is hard. It took Hannibal away from me.

He and I have that in common.

I was expecting her to have bigger cans.

I was just this moment watching him on 30 Rock. "You're the gay one! Wanting to be with a woman, how gay is that? You WIN sex against a man!"

It was physically painful not to fling myself at him and make him endure my eternal love.

Huh. I've never thought of them as bullies. Blue jays for sure, but not cardinals.

I've seen dozens of porcupines in my life but they've all been dead. It's disappointing.

Yes, I promise you we know they're opossums. Put an apostrophe in if it helps. It's a nickname. 'Possums.

Everyone in New England refers to opossums as possums though.

Well at least you're not feeding them fucking Sno Balls.

… People hate cardinals?

Yeah. I understand the temptation, but don't.

THEY CAN BE TWO THINGS

It thinks it's people!