Our comments right next to each other are very pleasing.

You are the son of incestuous union, one two three…

Right, because of course being gay and not admitting to it is basically equivalent to being a criminal and not 'fessing up to it. I used to read Gawker but Jesus Christ. What exactly are they trying to accomplish these days?

I'm kind of failing to understand the point of that article since it would appear everything was very much consensual and no one was particularly damaged by that relationship. But I also suspect I'm not being adequately outraged right now, and should probably shut up…

Yeah, I don't think the 18/17 age difference really compares. I thought Jerry's girlfriend was 19 when they started dating, but apparently I'm wrong about that.

Sounds about right.

He married a different, more age-appropriate dark-haired lady. And from what I can tell seems to have an extremely happy marriage. But I could never really fault him for the dalliance with the youthful beauty Shoshanna. Because come on.

It was conceptually sound. It just wasn't funny.

I'm a mostly heterosexual woman but dear God she was a beauty.

You left out the steamy huff!

"Chicken salad, on rye… untoasted… and a cup of tea!"

"Who is this?"

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

… Adomian agrees with you.

Hannibal.

This is such a weird comment thread.

First, let me just say that that the instant you begin talking about how men are "intimidated" or "threatened" or "afraid of you" as if we're some superstitious villager being shown a lighter by a mysterious traveler from the future, we lose respect from you.

I don't know what finishing college has to do with being smart? Anyway, you're being at least as dismissive as people responding to you are being, and yet you seem unable to acknowledge that. So… I don't know, I've kind of lost interest.

Ah, okay. I was trying to help him while also insulting him, as is my way.

Dude, you come off like someone who thinks he's smarter than everyone he's talking to, and I'm sorry but… you're not. I'm not sure that's ever occurred to you, but you may want to contemplate the possibility? If you dial back the comical self-righteous overconfidence, maybe actual conversations will occur…