I'm livin' a lie!

Michael Madsen and Virginia Madsen are siblings?!

You just described my 68-year-old mom.

Ah.

I don't like horror movies and I almost never watch them, and though I did watch this one I admit I only remember the opening scene. But I remember it VIVIDLY. When something is so well constructed it's unbelievably satisfying.

"The Queen is Dead," the first Smiths song I ever heard. I could not fathom what was happening - it didn't seem possible. It was like 25 years ago and to this day my heart starts pounding whenever I hear it.

We're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one. (Not about Idol though - Idol is terrible and Adam oversang a lot.)

"You enter the cabinet. It's the size of one man — or in the Metric system: one bloke."

Ah well, you're talking to an AV Clubber who actually thinks Adam Lambert is one of the most richly talented and skilled pop singers working today, and who has put out three pretty fantastic albums, and yet he's a complete non-entity here because he doesn't remotely fit into the site zeitgeist.

I had a few beers and possibly got a little femininely hypersensitive.

This is honestly not intended to be an aggressive response to you, but the much-lauded Amy Poehler quote, "I don't fucking care if you like it," does come to mind for me.

I'm not deeply familiar with Miley's music, but from what I know she does seem like the real deal to me, in the sense of being genuinely musical, compulsively creative, and pathologically narcissistic. That tends to be a pretty productive combo in the long run.

You're only saying that because Adomian has been more elusive lately. Look, I love Gourley, but don't be capricious about Adomian. Make it a four-person panel goddammit! It's all just happening in your head anyway, you can do what you like!

I've said it (here) before and I'll say it (here) again: every time she references throwing on the cans I laugh. It's Pavlovian.

Ask for lemon!

Yes, but it's still very possible to cook an egg the old fashioned way, but badly.

Exactly. Absolutely.

I guess they're a Northeastern US thing. In any case I appreciate it. I not too long ago ordered an iced tea from Burger King and when I asked for a lemon they acted like I was speaking Greek; also the so-called tea was the almost-non-color of healthy urine.

I completely understand. My current weakness is Dunkin Donuts iced tea (seriously it's real brewed tea and they'll put an actual lemon slice in it you guys it's pretty great) and pretzel twists.

I'm a food lover but not a food snob and I unapologetically enjoy a lot of fast food, but a year ago my microwave died and I decided to take that as a challenge. Since then I've been cooking almost every meal I eat until I ultimately crack and buy a new microwave. And my speciality has become breakfast. And I have to…