She is the primary commenter on the Will-Hannibal relationship.

It's painful. Although the Reddit commentary isn't bad.

It's certainly not the funniest line, but my family seems to find "that's a shame" from Seinfeld the most useful.

There are few turns of phrase that have stuck with me as much as that one.

Alaska should make you think of oil and bald eagles. You're basically a traitor to this country.

It can be… oh, I'm too tired.

Excuse you, I was born and raised in Connecticut, the cuddliest and most Australian of all the states.

I don't think anyone lives there? So maybe Golden Man is just trying to attract residents.

In conclusion, Vermont is a land of contrasts.

It looks like some kind of crown/fleur-de-lis? Fuck off, Vermont! Also Massachusetts being an adorable newly hatched chick is making me angry.

I've lived in most of the New England states but have never been happier to have not lived in Vermont, because I honestly don't even know what the fuck that is.

As the saying goes: come for the lobster, stay for the lava.

As a resident of Maine, I can confirm that we're extremely fond of our plentiful volcanos.

I gave up on the idea of only enjoying art by morally pristine, or at least non-criminal, artists a long time ago. I'd have to stop absorbing a third of the stuff I love if I held artists to any kind of standard of behavior. I can carefully extract the work from the asshole who created it, though I completely…

I'm trying to decide if that would actually be preferable.

Waking up was more painful than usual.

It's true, I never skip the ads. Also the climax of the final Podcast Pilot Project episode only makes sense if you know the ads!

Yeah, I saw the article on Leykis and Poehler which is my all-time fave to this day.

How do you feel about people pronouncing "alumni" the way they should be pronouncing "alumnae"?

I once dreamt Mads Mikkelsen was spooning me.