I'm kind of surprised no one has said the Madea movies yet. It looked like the series was fizzing out. Then, America decided they just had to see Boo! A Madea Halloween. Now, this fall, we're getting the awkwardly titled Boo 2! A Madea Halloween. Ugh.

The Apple is more than just an interesting mess. It's the only movie I know of that expresses everyone's natural, natural, natural desire to meet an actual, actual, actual vampire.

Happy birthday! I feel so so old.

Zac Efron cancelled out Dwayne Johnson. The guy is box office poison. The only movie of his that has done well in the last 5 years is Neighbors. It's probably about time to call Disney and ask if anyone has started writing songs for High School Reunion Musical yet.

I'm the opposite. I saw Alien last week and didn't like it much, but was surprisingly entertained by Pirates. Yeah, it's pretty much a rehash of the first films, with yet another Macguffin roughly 86 different crews are seeking and yet another talented actor hamming it up as the bad guy du jour, and a brand new…

My cousin got married.

And also, what about the aforementioned Tiny Toons? Are Babs and Buster Bunny still furry and funny? Does Montana Max still have money? Is Elmyra still a pain?

So what new rotating rhymes can they do for the theme song? "LeBron Jamesy" is about all I have.

Mary Wickes seemed to play pretty much nothing but nuns. She was on Father Dowling Mysteries, a show that came out in the late 80s, during the Murder She Wrote-inspired boom of shows featuring unconventional civilian detectives, and of course was in Sister Act.

The locker room scene is literally the only thing I remember about it.

I remember how controversial that movie was (because the original title was "The Pope Must Die!"). When I caught it on HBO a year later, I couldn't really figure out why it was so controversial. I remember almost nothing about it now, other than Coltrane played a regular priest who is accidentally elected pope, and…

You haven't heard of a little film called Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul?

It takes a lot of hubris to decide that Romeo & Juliet not only needs a sequel, but you need to be the one to write said sequel. The fact that one of the families is African-Ameri…er, African-Italian makes this mildly interesting-looking, but still…

Ironically, that's what the 1989 Tonys seemed to suggest about Broadway musicals.

I saw Miss Peregrine, and watched Stardust on Netflix a few months ago. I don't recall him at all in either film. Looking at his IMDB credits, Miss Peregrine is his first film since Stardust that I've actually heard of, thought he also does a lot of British TV, including an episode of Black Mirror.

I have to think that everyone involved figured the show would be gone by Halloween, so why bother to hire a lyricist for a song that will get played 5 times nationally?

If we do leave, would President Gillibrand be able to have us rejoin on 1/21/2021?

I was going to ask about a To Wong Foo remake, but then I remembered that RuPaul's Drag Race exists.

Oh come on! You have four rows of Dances With Wolves and they're all rented out? Fine, I'll settle for Mr. Destiny and Memphis Belle.

If you want, I can direct you to a local liquidation/closeout store where I found a whole rack of Radio Shack employee uniform shirts a couple of months ago.