This better have a dream sequence bowling-themed orgy scene involving The Dude, Maude, and Saddam Hussein, all set to "Just Dropped In".

There was a surprisingly fierce fight between Logo and Animal Planet for the syndicated rights.

Logo seems to suck up the syndication rights to any sitcom that has any gay/camp appeal whatsoever.

There was a fight between Neo and a whole bunch of Smiths, and there was another fight between Neo and a whole bunch of Smiths, and there was a car chase for some reason. That's about all I have myself.

Oh please, libtard! The War of Northern Aggression was all about state's rights! Nothing else! Rights such as the ability of a state to allow slavery! Who could object to that!

2003
The Facility
Some Like It Hot
Josie and the Pussycats? (I'm going to kick myself if it turns out to be Popstar)
7
Charles S. Dutton?
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Rumspringa
The Firm and The Pelican Brief
A Scanner Darkly
Carrie
That description could describe his entire 90s output, with the exceptions of Demolition Man and Copland. I'm going to…

And the whole thing turns out to take place on an animated prehistoric Earth, with talking mammoths and sloths and sabertooth tigers.

Of all the really stupid things people do in this movie (and before the movie, such as designing a hibernation pod that for some reason can also double as an incinerator), that was, by far, the stupidest.

I'm going to hold out for the sexy C.H.O.M.P.S. reboot.

Greg and Becky are Over!

And The Lost World reads exactly like a book that desperately wants to be a screenplay, which is why it's ironic that they basically threw out the entire storyline beyond the very basic "There's another dino island" and kept a few of the character names.

I like both, but I do think the movie improved on the book by giving Lex something to do. Yeah, her magical computer skills during the climax were ridiculous, but it was still better than the book, where Tim was both the dinosaur and the computer expert, and Lex was just a whiny brat. And I'm glad Malcolm survived…

I graduated in December. We didn't even have a commencement speaker.

Actually, Pence is a pretty awful impeachment insurance. For Republicans, he agrees with Paul Ryan on pretty much everything, and he won't causally blow up the GOP's plans with a 3 am tweetstorm. For Democrats, he's going to not blow up the world because Kim Jung Un said mean things about him. If Trump had gone…

Did you go to one that was in an actual tent? When I went to Ringling Bros. shows as a kid, it was always held at the downtown NBA arena, where, had I wandered off, I was far more likely to encounter cheap survivor crap priced at about 50 times its value than anything remotely dangerous (I say this wondering how much…

Shouldn't the mirror universe Trump be committed to eating healthy?

Or Quentin Tarantino as one of 10 Elvis impersonators.

Shut up, Rose!

But Mr. Green went home to sleep with his wife!

I didn't much care for Charles in Charge Life, though collecting $500,000 for speaking at the Republican National Convention was a pretty nice space