It's got to get tiring for Monica, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross to hear her say "The leads…the fucking Glengarry leads…were stolen? Nooooooooooo!" each and every morning.

It's all the fault of Shushy Todd, the Demon Librarian of Fleet Street.

He popped up in supporting roles in a lot of good movies (as well as a lot of bad movies), but when it came to leading roles, he either had terrible taste or his notorious problems meant that his choices were very limited. He was the lead in the excellent Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in 2005 (also the last time Val Kilmer had…

Wikipedia diplomatically says the number of kids he has is "undetermined", though he has at least 7, which the most recent born in 1996.

According to Wikipedia, he has 5 kids. His oldest was born in 1975. His second oldest was born in 2004, 4 days before the birth of his first grandchild.

"Donald Trump Believes in Zombies!—Praises Man Dead for 122 Years in the Present Tense!"

As I recall, it was basically because the networks essentially told them "Come back to work, or we're laying off your entire production staff". Letterman and Ferguson worked out a deal with the Guild to allow those shows' entire writing staff to come back to work.

“My understanding is that (the new proposal) will allow insurance companies to require people who have higher health care costs to contribute more to the insurance pool. That helps offset all these costs, thereby reducing the cost to those people who lead good lives, they’re healthy, they’ve done the things to keep…

Exactly. If you haven't met him yet, allow me to introduce you to Scott DesJarlais, Republican Congressman from Tennessee, member of the Freedom Caucus, Pro-Life, wrapped in the flag and the Bible, and one who demanded that his ex-wife and his mistress get abortions (his ex-wife got at least two while she was married…

How have I never read that before? That was truly epic.

I haven't seen it either. I actually was going to watch it on Prime. Guess I don't have to now.

Hannity: Could we, uh… talk to Colonel Limbuagh?
Alex Jones: Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll… uh… well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you.…

I do remember him talking about how The Daily Show had ripped him off.

To my everlasting shame, I was pretty conservative back then, and would watch his show frequently as well—as long as it was on at a halfway decent time. When it started, it was, as I recall, on the ABC affiliate right after Nightline. A couple of years later, it was on after midnight on the local WB station.

My bf's 7-year-old son loves the Plants vs. Zombies PS4 game. One of the playable characters is a zombie superhero.

I saw on another site how weekend matinee tickets for that movie were more than twice that of the ticket prices for every other movie. It seems that the only way they can do that is to four-wall the theaters showing it. That's a risk, but it appears to have paid off.

"So, President Trump, as you know, your settlement for slandering President Obama with the birther and wiretap claims are the deeds to Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. However, President Obama has agreed to allow you to keep both properties if you authorize the IRS to release your tax returns for the last 30 years."

"Wow, can you believe that Jezebel? Talk about going to the dogs! Am I right?"

I also think GOP congressmen look at his insanely high approval numbers among Republicans, remember that those people are their primary voters, and continue to stick their fingers in their ears while singing "La la la, I can't hear you!"

There is nothing in this whole story that makes sense. People paid thousands of dollars to go to a Caribbean island to hear Blink-182? If this was 1999, I might be able to understand that thought process. To me, the whole rest of the shitstorm pales in comparison to the fact that, in 2017, we had people willing to…