Nah…the Schindler's List trailer needed Floyd.

But there's so much red! What else could it possibly mean? Huh? Huh?

I don't think the film is bad, though I think the stage show is much more powerful. In particular, "One Day More" doesn't work all that well when it's just cross-cutting between the different characters at different locals, instead of gathering everyone together at one place. And Russell Crowe really shouldn't have…

A few weeks after that movie came out, I was at my aunt and uncle's, and for some reason had gone into my cousin's bedroom. He was a high school junior at the time. I saw on his desk he had a ticket stub to The Real Cancun. I lost a lot of respect for him that day.

This is so far down, no one will likely ever read it. But the one movie I've ever walked out of is the Friday the 13th remake from a few years ago. A few caveats—I tend to hate mindless slasher movies and had no plans to ever see this. But when I got to the discount theater that afternoon, I discovered that the…

I remember hearing that, when Paramount contacted Groom about buying the rights for the sequel, he told them that he couldn't, in good conscious, sell them the rights to another Forrest Gump movie, seeing how the first had been a financial disaster and all.

13-year-old me was really into Archie comics. 13-year-old me couldn't wait to see the movie. 13-year-old me thought it was a waste of two hours. I'm pretty sure 27 years hasn't improved it.

Cimino followed his Oscar win with one of the most notorious bombs in history. All Hazanvicius has done since is direct a little-seen, dour-looking award-bait drama. I suspect his career will be OK even if this one flops as well.

Benigni gave easily the weakest performance of the five nominated ones that year, and three of the people he beat—Ian McKellen, Nick Nolte, and Edward Norton—still have yet to win one. Indeed, Benigni was worse than nine of the ten Lead Actor nominees at the Golden Globes that year. He was better than Robin Williams…

I'd say that might mean he'd get blown up in an underwater explosion, but he'd just be back the following week, no worse for wear.

Undoubtedly, the bucket contains that golden chicken they've been selling lately.

I understand Eric just loves the super-long chicken fingers on the Little Marco Kid's Menu.

Those puns bite.

I was surprised when he signed on to 30 Rock as well, but looking at his IMDB page, he was mostly doing supporting roles in movies of various quality at that time, along with plenty of guest appearances on various TV shows, so jumping to the lead of a sitcom wasn't that big of a leap.

Which is why I buy most of my books at the used bookstore to begin with.

He also seemed to slam Nick Offerman's and Patton Oswalt's memoirs, both of which also linked to excellent reviews.

Wow…I had completely forgotten about Pepsi's fuckup until now. Spicer and United need something to distract from their messes.

Today, these two contestants will try to win up to $5000 by seducing Nipsey Russell! Elaine Joyce! Bill Daly! And Betty White! On Celebrity Swingers! And here's the star of Celebrity Swingers, Tom Kennedy!

Today, these two contestants will try to wring out up to $5000! With the help of Nipsey Russell! Elaine Joyce! Bill Daly! And Betty White! On Celebrity Wringers! And here's the star of Celebrity Wringers, Tom Kennedy!

I would have loved that last time I took the bus, if only to keep my boyfriend from calling and calling and calling. I know he misses me, and I know he likes talking better than texting, but we just talked for an hour 15 minutes ago! Can I please just watch some YouTube videos on my phone in peace?