"You inherit $100,000,000. Use the money to buy a casino that will be bankrupt in two years"

And here's the commercial for it:

Don't forget unlikely person (young kid, grandma) dropping f-bombs.

The Nice Guys was the single movie last summer I was looking forward to the most, and I'm so glad that it was worth my anticipation.

Are you suggesting that Caddyshack doesn't have fat on it? Because Caddyshack has a lot of fat on it (pretty much every time the focus of the film switches to Michael O'Keefe).

It's kind of shocking how few good film comedies there are these days. Looking at last year's top 100 grossers, a whopping four of them were live action comedies that were mostly well received: Deadpool, The Nice Guys, Hail Caesar, and Florence Foster Jenkins. Three of them underperformed, and the hit probably had…

He popped up for a cameo at the very end of a Tyler Perry movie a few years ago. Even though he's on screen for maybe 30 seconds at the most, he's still far and away the best thing in the film.

Good timing, Teresa, my girl!

Olivia De Havilland is still with us!

I do want to know if she finally got to have sex with the outlaw robot.

Yeah, that both sated my curiosity about what a modern day-set Blackadder would look like and made me very grateful that we didn't have six episodes of modern day-set Blackadder to dutifully sit though.

That God doesn't usually send perfect people to do His will. After all, David was an adulterer, Peter denied Christ, and Paul persecuted Christians before his conversion.

Yeah, the GOP saw the map of incumbent Democratic senators in states won by Trump and started salivating. Of course, flipping Senate seats from blue to red would be much easier if Clinton was president instead of Vlad's #1 superfan, but still, they're salivating.

"Jerry, here is the script that Hallmark has sent over"
"Wood You Trees Be Mine? I can't star in this!"
"But you get to star opposite Candice Cameron Bure! She's a US Forestry ranger unlucky in love, and you're the lumberjack who hates Arbor Day and all it stands for!"
"Sold!"

The only question is, what holiday will the movie-within-the-movie revolve around?

Un is really, really good at looking at things.

I'm surprised that "Where You Are" didn't get more mileage outside of the movie, if only because of all the songs in the movie, the musical motifs from that song are the most similar to the ones from Hamilton.

Directed by Bob Clark, who did such a good job directing A Christmas Story and such a bad job directing every other movie on his filmography.

Boyz N the Hood
The Wedding Planner
Which dog? Doc Brown had Copernicus in 1955 and Einstein in 1985
The Blair Witch Project
Forrest Gump
Melania Trump and Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
The Doom Generation, Totally Fucked Up, Nowhere
Did Matthew Broderick and Jennifer Gray date?
Donald and Ivana Trump
Did Al Pacino and…

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