If this is a hit, I expect next season will bring us Hi & Lois, where Lois copes with raising 4 kids essentially by herself while HI contemplates an affair with his alcoholic best friend's wife, and Chip discovers that condoms aren't foolproof. After that, Mallard Fillmore, where the titular duck gets a job at…

I was about to say "She's way too young", but she's now 40—older than either Caroline Rhea or Beth Broderick were when Sabrina premiered.

If he had just chosen to retire three movies earlier, he could have ended his career with The Royal Tenenbaums.

I would pay good money to see a movie where Hitler was torn to pieces by raptors.

If you ignore the fact that he directed four of the greatest films of all time during the 70s, his 80s run isn't bad at all. It isn't until Jack in 1996 where he has a film that makes you wonder what the fuck he was thinking.

While not nearly as impressive as that list, his 90s filmography is pretty good as well. Both the Tom Clancy thrillers are good, The Fugitive is terrific, Air Force One is silly but a lot of fun (though, 20 years later, I still wish he could have killed a terrorist while saying "You're vetoed"), and Sabrina and Six…

One time, at Scout camp…

It also came out a couple of weeks after the OKC bombing and the bad guys were white supremacists. I doubt it would have done all that well under any circumstances, but for an escapist film having a plot that hews close to a very recent real-life tragedy killed whatever slim chance it had.

Archie's Little Liars

For which she somehow did not get an Oscar nomination for.

Sit through.

My freshman year at Mizzou, four years later, one of the orientation skits we had to sit on was some guy playing Brad Pitt and some girl playing Sheryl Crow discussing the horrors of underage drinking. Neither looked anything like either one of them.

Except for Traffic, the entire Best Picture lineup of 2000 was mediocre.

Adams was heading for another loss. She's too good to be 0-for-6 at the Oscars, Hopefully, next time she's nominated, she'll win.

Actually, I think Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry saw the movie and thought "Hey, that's actually a good idea!".

To be fair, Hillary's America isn't all that high-profile. I'd pretty much forgotten its existence.

Yeah, this is a proud tradition of the Razzies since the first ceremony, when Georg Sanford Brown was nominated for Worst Supporting Actress for Stir Crazy, even though I think Brown's character only spent a few minutes in drag, specifically as part of the escape attempt during the second half of the movie.

Yep, from 1992-1996. As I recall, the set had several bookcases filled with his two books (both of which I read in high school, both of which I thought at the time were brilliant), and he'd show clips of Clinton or other prominent Democrats speaking while he made funny faces (again, high-school-aged me thought that…

That's what I would have been yelling if I wasn't in the room with a 7-year-old at the time.

So, in other words, do what I did with the original movie and skip the film and just listen to the soundtrack. I think that's doable.