George Clooney. Terrific actor, incredibly charming, produces all sorts of interesting projects, but his five films as a director have all been dull duds, even though they all have had top-notch casts and premises. He has a directing project coming out next year called Suburbicon, written by the Coen Brothers and…

I'm sure this question has been asked and answered before, but how are these rankings determined? Nothing against Megan Boone, but how in the hell is she more "popular" than Michelle Pfeiffer, Daniel Day-Lewis, Uma Thurman, or Jerry Seinfeld? Even Kate Mulgrew was a Starfleet captain!

Kate Hudson has not been in a good movie since Almost Famous. Even the "quality" films she's signed up for have sucked. It's quite the amazing track record.

Granted, there's all types of terrific entertainment out there where the bare plot description can sound rather sketchy, but any story where the plot boils down to "Dad spies on his son having sex" is going to have to be really, really, really, really good to overcome the ick factor.

Bob Clark. He directed A Christmas Story. He also directed Loose Cannons, Baby Geniuses, Baby Geniuses 2, Rhinestone, Porky's, and Porky's 2. Admittedly, I haven't seen any of his 70s stuff (I understand that the original Black Christmas is pretty good, relatively speaking), but pretty much every feature film he…

Hoppin’ Down the Made-For-TV Easter Special Trail

Both are pretty easy to find on DailyMotion.

Hoppin’ Down the Made-For-TV Easter Special Trail

It kind of reminds me how the Mormons take out ads in the playbills for The Book of Mormon.

Really, the McDonald's dance sequence from Mac and Me must be seen to be believed: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I guess the skit was supposed to be a slam on CVS, but there were sure a whole bunch of genuine CVS logos all over the set.

Hoppin’ Down the Made-For-TV Easter Special Trail

I lost my husband last month, so, while no two experiences of grief are identical, I do have an idea of what he's going through.

Friends and Frasier on Netflix. If I'm really depressed, I want a funny show that I don't have to concentrate on too hard that I've already seen several times before.

Haha…that too…I thought buttfucking would be so easy. Nope when I first topped and nope when I first bottomed.

So let me ask something serious…

I discovered Nifty my freshman year of college, and the site not only confirmed to myself that I was indeed gay (no matter how many times I tried to tell myself that I was only interested in reading the romantic stories because I liked romance—I certainly wasn't spending any time looking for straight romantic stories…

I regret to announce that Hoppin’ Down the Made-For-TV Easter Special Trail is going on hiatus. Wednesday night, my partner of 10 years passed away somewhat unexpectedly. I might take it up again with the remaining entries in a couple of weeks. Granted, it will be after Easter, but I'm just not in the mood to write…

Hoppin’ Down the Made-For-TV Easter Special Trail

Hoppin’ Down the Made-For-TV Easter Special Trail